Today at soccer practice we had a new coach. He was very good at coaching and taught us a lot of new things, but he was a little bit tempermental. The last 4 people to arrive at practice had to move all the goals into position for the rest of the team! What's more, the coach would yell at us about how badly we played soccer and then immediately switch to praising us!
After a tough practice and a lot of push ups for the losing team, the coach yelled at us for a good 5 minutes nonstop.
"Come on, you wimps! My grandma can play soccer better than you! Your positioning was terrible, your ball control stinks! This must have been the worst practice I've ever seen!"
And then:
"But I truly enjoyed it. I look forward to seeing you guys again."
the old carrot and stick routine. you guys are getting old enough that a little criticism can motivate you. sounds like you have done a lot of pushups at practice. i can't wait to see the pythons on you... you should see mine now - i am at p84x.
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